Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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A black man without problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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