why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Anti Joke

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