Haha my dad told me this joke!! And to all the people hating on this guy for posting it^^^ Grow up it's an effing joke, because if we left it up to you political correctness nazis, we would be just as oppressed as past societies from the slave trade to nazi Germany to even today North Korea. So to you OP, I say Bravo

You piece of shit i hope your babies all die

To the Guy who said "I hope your babies all die"- You're a legend

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? POKE-HIM-ON :D That should cheer things up here a bit. :)

Hahaha this one made my day =)))

the pizza doesnt get offended when you tell a joke.

That's awful...

Judging from all the angry people... i think this site is run by jews. It would explain why the jokes are so well written.

34 by 44 inches is the size of chuck norise's dick

To the person who said " i hope your babies die" your just as disrespectful.

Pizza? I love pizza!

This isn't an anti-joke, it's just a shock joke.

That moment when Jew isn't an actual race therefore it cant be racist... maybe intolerant but either way 5/5 i lol'd

I'm not a self-righteous man, but this joke is really old. And not an anti-joke in any way.

Im jewish asshole

roses are red my screm is blue and i have a question what did you do?

What the hell is wrong with you, I have grandparents that died in the holocaust u bastard

Fuck you ya little windy pussy.Its a joke !

hahaha, wait no

Geneaside would imply killing all Jewish descent , all it is anti-Semitic itsan anti-joke it states something true and is not intent on being funny

You're an asshole. Go f*** a rusty nail.

Im jewish, and this is NOT something to joke about.

OK, this was racist, but how come the one for the Jews got negative thimbs down, but the one for the Muslims that was also racist got, like, 2 or 3 thousand thumbs up? Seriously?

this is an ANTI JOKE website. Retard.

Jews? I love jews!

I can see how this would be offensive, but I laughed anyway.

My God! What is your problem?

Jokes like this take me out of Mein Komfert zone Anne Frankly, I will not stand for them.

This is messed up and offensive if you were a jew you would not like this said about you!!!!! And btw jesus was a jew so you just made fun of Jesus!!!

Omg.. Everyone over reacts Jesus

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listen I'm Jewish ad I have to say that joke was funny I even wrote it down you guys are being to self centered if yu don't like the joke don't come on this site -kaite j.

How is this even racist? Literally just replace the word "jew" with any other ethnicity or type of person, and its still funny!

You're a bigoted piece of horseshit

So many jews getting butthurt over a joke hahahaha

you are a freakin asshole and a racist piece of shit!! SICKO!!!!!!!

Actually, all the anti-German "nazi this, nazi that" is the load of crap. Jews own all the media and literally own 99% of the opinions of the brainwashed fools who get all offended like a trained dog. Nobody cares about anybody else, not Arabs, not White people--only Jews. You all should be ashamed. Oh, and the seven million figure is actually the Ukrainian genocide that nobody talks about because it's not what the Jews will pay TV networks to say. Seriously, get educated, people, and stop being tools of the Rothschilds.

Its PewDiePie all over again. I for one think this is funny as hell. Good job for this one.

I love how much everyone freaks out on here lol you all look like a bunch of tools

this wasnt an anti joke.... and it sure as hell wasnt a funny joke

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disgusting joke, not funny at all ugh

Fuck the jews

Dumbass. The Holocaust isn't something to joke about, seven million people died and meanwhile you're laughing about it.

That is rude especially because my grandfather was in the holocaust.

This joke is terrible. My grandpa died in the Holocaust.. He fell off one of the guard towers.. ;)) TROLOLOL

"first off this isn't a joke, second off you stole it, and third off you are probably a low life loser sitting in his parents basement playing World of warcraft " I play WoW :(

No.

You racist bastard! That's not funny-its disgusting! You will oneday pay for that! The Jews are God's people and their enemies will be His enemies, says the Word of God! Watch out!!!!!

This isn't an anti-joke. it's just a bad joke.

Technically the nazis would burn Jews if they were already dead. But still the holocaust was horrible, joke still made me laugh.

ANYBODY WHO THINKS THIS IS FUNNY ARE IDIOTS AND RETARDS THAT DON'T DESERVE TO WALK THIS EARTH!!!! GO BURN IN HELL ASSHOLE

Way to offend a major religion, asshole. Burn in hell along with your loved ones.

Lol @ the guy saying this joke was racist. How is it a racist joke you tally whacker

That's just creul

to see a bad joke look above

I'm Jewish... How do you feel now?

besides being antisemitic, this is an offensive anti-joke fail

You sick bastard, that's discusting. According to your sick little joke, gueniside is funny. I can't even type anymore because that's just plain sick man.

What's the difference between you and a pizza? No one fucking likes you.

I'll give a fair review, instead of an emotional response. This is not anti-joke, and is more of a religious/racial/ethnic/etc. joke. Something more along those lines of being "anticlamatic" would be a response to the question such as "A Jew is a human being and a pizza is not."

Hotter then I already am :)

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Open Your Legs Im Coming Threw.!(:

mate, this joke was completely in bad taste. i am jewish, my grandfather lost his whole family in the holocaust. Today the Holocaust is still a very sensitive topic, i wonder why it has become the butt of many jokes, i don't see anyone making jokes about the Rwanda or Cambodian Genocide. i have come to the conclusion that you are just a plain anti- semite. you are a bigot and a racist and i pity you.

What's funnier than every anti joke................3

For All the people questioning why this joke is racist this is why: While it's true that a lot of the anti-jokes posted on this site make funof racist jokes- this is actually a racist joke. During the holocaust the Nazis used to burn Jewish people (and members of other minorities- but mainly Jewish people) in ovens to incinerate their corpses. There are loads of people alive today who still remember the holocaust and had families who died in the holocaust. I suppose it's possible that the writer of this joke was aiming for some sort of ironic anti-racism joke like some of the other jokes on this site are (I like to think that, rather than believe that people would actually make PUNS about the Holocaust) - but (unintentionally or not) this joke is connected with a horrific event in human history and should probably be taken down.

Haha the same joke got 2000+ likes closer to the front!!!

This is funny, x3 Damn jews going around saying it fails. Ofcourse, this is classed as a joke and not an anti-joke per se. It is kinda funny that you go preaching about the holcaust and how bad it was, when you do the same thing towards the palestinians. ^^

ok, so i brought this in to my class, and i got detention, so F**K YOU PIECE OF SH*T! PS, 2 the guy who wrote this guys phone number, i called it and it didn't work so crap u

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This is horrible and not funny

I don't mind racist jokes, but this isn't an anti-joke.

Orange Jews could go well with my Pizza, hopefully it's concentrated.

I feel serious bad about laughing about this, and I think it's sick and disgusting, but I find the way that it is the least popular oke on this whole site funny.

To the person who said how would you feel if someone put you in a oven, he wouldn't feel anything he'd be dead

Or you could be playing WOW in the attic!

That wasn't even funny. Thats so messed up

This is not an anti-joke. It is racism at its worst.

Depends what you put on the pizza

i hope you die in tortures.

Wow, butthurt retards. Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Holocaust is still a sensitive topic, but when someone mentions Hiroshima & Nagasaki nobody cares. Not even the Japanese themselves vow revenge against the assholes who did it. Arabs are also semites, & when someone cracks a terrorist/Muslim/Osama joke everyone laughs, yet when someone cracks a Jew joke suddenly it's anti-semitism?! Wow, just wow... Heh, this reminds me of that Volkswagen joke.

well well well... you manged to post the alltime worst anti joke of this website! here are the reasons it was voted worst: its not an anti-joke and you are a racist piece of horseshit. may god have mercy on your soul

No I'd call that a typing error

I thought the joke was funny the people who get pissed about it act like they care when in reality they don't but want to seem like a badass

**** you. My great-grandparents died in the Holocaust and my grandparents were all in concentration camps. This is a really sensitive topic for every non-racist person and if you like this joke, you're a sick ****.

Hahaha! Jews.

Im Jewish *******

Asshole. Why would anybody even think of a joke like this? Even though it is just a "joke" doesn't mean that anti-semitism is acceptable.

Not even funny -_-

fuck

The difference between you and a pizza is that: a pizza is a pizza, you're a racist scum

What do black People say when they walk across a zebra crossing?

"Hateful. Disrespectful. Ignorant. Inhuman." Do you really expect more from the internet?

That's not even an anti-joke.

you suck bunions from hell

**** you, you **** sucking piece of **** i hope your **** **** gets the **** beat out of you you worthless ****! i hope the **** cavalry is ready to kick your **** ass cuz i aint takin your **** anymore **** you understand me ****? huh? do you **** understand me ****?

Good one

What is the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come back from camp :D

To the guy who said "I hope your babies all die", and to the guy that said he was a legend, ROCK ON! lml(-.-)lml

I am a Christian, but this is offensive - Even to me, i'm not related to any victims of the third reich, but you are very immature and should be ashamed of your self.

How can people say that this is racist when Judaism IS NOT EVEN A DAMN RACE! FFS, PPL! -_-

Shame on him/ all of the people who appreciate this JOKE(not anti.) I'm Jewish , you filthy ***wipe. Also, the other jokes make people laugh becaus their race/ethnicity has gotten acceptable with it. This is nOt an acceptable matter to make a joke about or make fun of.

How is this an anti-joke? Just the usual racist ugliness that says everything you need to know about the teller. It doesn't belong on this site.

hahaha good one

Minecraft!

All you retarded people who are saying its racist better be doing this to all the other jokes on this website because they basically all contain race, and this joke isn't even that racist it would be the same for any race did any of you tard nuggets even think of that?

I have crippling depression

The Holocaust is not something that should be joked about. 11 million people are dead because of it, and to you, it's all fun and games.. get a life, jackass

Roses are red, grass is green, your ugly-ass face makes me want to scream😇😚 (My aunty told me this)