A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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your mother

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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