Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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