So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Logan's gay

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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