They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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