What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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