Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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