sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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lipstick pig

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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A van drives into a car.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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