What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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pee

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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dat shoe shine tho

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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