What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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no really what are ur names?

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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beiber i straight

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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