Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

tim has no humor

women's rights

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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