what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Cliterus

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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