A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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