A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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