What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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BIG MAC'S

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Women"s Rights

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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