What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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The queen having a shit

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Anti Joke

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