What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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poop

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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