- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I can Nazi

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

i have cancer

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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