Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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I pooped.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Hi

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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