Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Women's Basketball.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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GONNA

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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