what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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knock knock go away ok

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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