Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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I'm Halarious.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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