- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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