Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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fabien

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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