What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Gay rights

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Soccer...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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hahaha

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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