Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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mexicans fishing

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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TRICERATOPS!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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