What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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