What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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So a seal walks into a club..

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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