What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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