Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Anti Joke

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