what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Nippies

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Anti Joke

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