1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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?J?o?k?e?

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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69.9

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

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