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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

You should read the Terms of Service.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

69

What do black people eat? Food.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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