Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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I read the terms of service.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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