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  • Ask Casey Anthony.

  • It's a dead-baby-anti-joke. One should expect that the answer would be something humorous, but, instead, an actual value is given. The joke is then that the person is aware of how many dead babies fit in a tub, and works the same way that many of the other anti-jokes on this site work. I'd prefer the answer "plus or minus 17," or something to that effect. But, it's still an anti-joke.

  • Not an anti-joke, it's just a dead baby joke. To make it an anti-joke, the punchline should be "That would depend on many factors, including size of the babies and the size of the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should stop thinking about such things." See? Anti-joke.

  • You are all wrong. It depends on the strength of your blender.

  • Yeah, this one was poorly done.

  • now that depends on the bathtub... doesnt it?

  • How many dead women can you fit in a bathtub? Answer :4

  • I would tell a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would kill me.

  • Do you know this from experience?

  • The number is 24 i know from experience

  • How the hell do you know how many dead babies can fit in a tub?

  • so... you actually killed babies to see how many can fit in there... imma call the police

  • With or without water?

  • How do you know ? Did you do it ? You sure they were 17...? did you pick them yourself or you get them in a fun park ? :O Be an adult and learn how to do a anti joke...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you guys are overthinking it. the entire point is that the answer is so abrupt and non-sensical that it is funny

  • How do you know that?!!!

  • my tub is made out of dead abies.. to put more in it would just be unnecessary.

  • *cough* 27 *cough*

  • you sir are wrong it's 13...tried it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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