What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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