Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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American healthcare.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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