Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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