whats 2+2? 1

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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The penn state football administration

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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