I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Jesus was born and rased a jew

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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