My dad

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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long in the tooth!

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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