Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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