Not Steve Jobs

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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