What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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derp

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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redtube

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Anti Joke

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