What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Anti Joke

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