what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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