A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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The Bible

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Barbara Streisand

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Deadly cancer.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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