Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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i hate black people

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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