Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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