Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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