Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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An antijoke

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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