What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A man penetrates another man.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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