Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Women's Rights

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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tims sty:)

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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womens rights!

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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