What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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France never surrender.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Knock knock, come in.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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