A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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How old are you? 7

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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