Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Potato!

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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justin beiber sucks

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Hey

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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