If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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lol

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Pianca going ham

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What is brown and sticky?

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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