What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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