Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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