Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Test

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Asians...

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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