pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Justin Bieber.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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The Holocaust.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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