if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What do people say? words.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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