Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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