Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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the WNBA

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what happens every day? People die

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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wenis

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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