What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Me Neither.

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dead battery come on down

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whats chinese noodles

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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