What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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KSI

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Whats9+10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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