The Mets win the World Series

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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penis

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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