A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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I can't think of a joke.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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irish wristwatch JLR

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dislike this...please.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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im at school

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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