Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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