a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Penis.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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sweaty black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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