Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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69.9

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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How's the weather? Good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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