Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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