What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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women have rights

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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