Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Cleveland winning something

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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