What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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