An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A black person dies.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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