- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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