is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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