How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Jordan is pregant

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Anti Joke

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