What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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matt shut up

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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