Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Asians

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Racial Equality.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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