Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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