Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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