Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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i love huge wieners.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

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